I can't figure out a scenario in which Daniele doesn't walk out of this with $500,000. Please convince me that it can be somebody else. ANYBODY else. Yes, I hate her that much. Although. It would be quite a pleasure for me to see her win if it's her and Eric in the F2. Okay, anybody EXCEPT "AmERICa's Player". That is the only F2 combo that I'd want her to win. I am afraid though, that I have to root for the Donatos at this point. I think they are vile excuses for humans but nobody else (except Zach) that's left has a brain. I feel like I've been ass raped until all the life ran out of me by Evel "You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel you're fucking psychotic!" Dick. (Quote courtesy of Veronica Sawyer - Heathers) Now? I almost want a D&D F2 with a Dick win. The problem with a Dick win is that, if this show makes it another year, we will have a slew of Dick wannabes on the show.
We need a Zach win. I wouldn't terribly mind a Jameka win. AmERICa screwed this one up too. Because once "America's Player" is kicked out of the house, he will have successfully mindfucked everybody else into eliminating everybody that deserves the win. Oh wait. That person was voted out last week (and possibly the weeks of the second and third evictions - I hardly knew thee). It's soooo frusshhhhhhhhtrating. I haaaaaate everyyyyybody in that howwwwwwwwwwse. (Except Zach.) It's just so tedious to watch. Especially when the outcome has been scripted from day one and it became VERY obvious several weeks ago.

I miss Jen. :( Obviously they do too. They never stop talking about her. Never. These people need her. We need her in that house. Last night they were talking about her beard and her tail. Remember when Eric talked about her tail in front of everybody and she lifted up her shirt and asked where it was... and nobody could see it or figure out what that tiny little weasly man was referring to? Yeah.

I’d like to stop watching it like so many other people have done. Especially knowing that Dick will never get what he deserves for treating people the way that he has. Namely Jen, of course but he has treated everybody horribly at one point or another. And knowing that one of these people that isn’t Zach will walk out of this a “winner”. I would rather anybody, except Nick, who has left this house to win over anybody (except Zach) that is left in it. Even Kail, with her negative perception of homosexuals, she never treated Dustin badly. And the way they (producers) are portraying Amber is insensitive and just downright cruel. I’m not saying she’s a peach either. I’m just saying they make me feel bad for her. I hope she does get eliminated this week to regain some perspective and get to talk to two decent human beings for a week before somebody else comes in there to make sure sequester isn’t any fun anymore. Just like the house isn’t any fun anymore. Just like the show isn’t fun to watch anymore.

ah. The SF Gate has an article about CBS and it's Kid Nation and Big Brother. The dude says that everybody looks like an idiot when they're in a house for three months being filmed 24/7. I kind of said something of the sort too. I don't know if I'd look like an "idiot", I'd like to think not, but I doubt I'd come off as everybody's favorite houseguest. Do you think you'd look like an idiot?

(I keep adding more...)

So okay. I'm really going to miss watching So You Think You Can Dance. I don't remember if I feel this bummed about it every year or not.

I've been saying through the season that I want Sabra to win. I've always thought Danny is the best but I just felt like she should win. That is, until last night. I will be bummed with the voters again if he doesn't take this season. He blew everybody away last night. The first season I wanted Blake to win because he was the best. The second season I wanted Travis to win (when it came down to him and Benji) , I thought Allison was the best but Natalie was my favorite. I just love these contemporary dancers. I was telling Jen that I like to be touched by dance. If they make me feel something, I love it. Danny's dancing is so beautiful. I don't ever remember thinking that before. He's amazing to watch. It touches me the way that beautiful music does. It's art. Blake always made me feel like he was putting everything into his dance. That touched me. It was the same way for me watching Natalie doing her solos last year. So. If there was ever a season that a girl should have won, it was the second season. This is all in my opinion, of course.
My reasons for not being able to bring myself to say that Danny is better than Blake are for that reason. When I watch Danny dance, it moves me to tears at times but not for the same reasons. Danny makes me cry because he's beautiful. Blake and Natalie (and Allison) make me cry because they wrench my heart. But Danny is the only one thus far that has made me verbally pledge my undying fandom. I would pay to see him dance by himself for hours.

I'm going to put some of my favorite dances in this post. I can't watch the youtubeys at this moment but I'll try to remember to check them later.

Danny and Anya "Apologize"


Kameron and Lacey "Dancing"


Danny and Neil


Danny "We Are The Champions"


Neil solo


Kameron solo


Blake "Body Language"

(it's mind numbing to me that he didn't win based on this alone)

Hok and Jaimie


Neil and Sabra


Blake and Destini


Season 3 top 10 "The Moment I Said It" Imogen Heap


I'm so bummed that I can't find a link for last year's group number to Imogen Heap's "Hide and Seek" because that? was awesome.

Season 2 top 10 "Ramalama (Bang Bang)" Roisin Murphy


Allison and Ivan "Sexy Love"


And by all means, please visit blakemcgrath.com.

gah. There are many more, I'm sure. And I think I have more to say but I can't think of anything right now. Words are forming correctly for me lately.

This year's Big Brother contestants are horrible. They all suck so much as people that I am forced to root for a narcissistic bikini model who cries over bad pictures. I was feeling bad for Eric because he was thrown the role of "America's Player" and made to cast ignorant votes (from probably the same people who voted for Jordin) that were/are based on CBS's editted bullshit. But you know what? He could have thought up lies to reason why he placed those votes instead of letting others take blame for them (Nick, Jen, Daniele). And? He's vile. And? He wanted Nick out because they had the same gameplan? Really? Eric. Please. Big difference between Nick flirting with girls and you flirting with girls. Dick is a misogynistic pig who spits way too much in a confined area where people walk around in bare feet and threatens to ass rape people until they bleed to death because they didn't want him rubbing butter off of their hot bikini-clad body. Dani is not happy unless she's bashing other people and she CLEARLY sees herself as so far above everybody else ~which, granted, probably isn't so difficult with this bunch of people. But how freakin cute is she in a bunny suit?!!! (Plus I'm totally convinced the Donatos are plants so I don't want to see them there anymore.) Jameka and Jessica don't bother me too much (aside from the constant and obnoxious mmmhmmming from Jameka) but they don't give me enough reason to care about them or think they're smart enough to stay. Zach is awkward and creepy but I wouldn't mind him staying until F2 because he's such the underdog. I almost like Dustin most of the time but he irks. Amber is... Amber Amber Amber. *sigh* I do feel bad for her because she's clearly mentally challenged (like for real) and has no business being there. She's ignorant to everything (asking Jameka if "God" offends Eric because he's Jewish, asking Jameka what words like adulterous, defy, celibate, and humiliate mean) outside of her own, obviously very sheltered, world. She's a recovering addict who clearly has no idea what kind of backlash she is in for when she leaves this house and I honestly have fear that she won't handle it well. IF, and that's a mighty big "if", Kail is still there tonight I'd like to see her, Jen and Zach team up and take the rest out. And I don't even like them. But whatever. I think my ultimate F2/win at this moment, because that's likely to change several times, would be Jen and Daniele or preferably Zach with Jen winning. I could never stay interested in a season until the sixth and this year reminds me why... because I really don't like most people that are cast on reality shows and this show is kinda boring unless you're a psych student. I'm not sure why I still watch it. No clue.

For Jen:


this is a gorgeous picture of him:

ha!

Look! It's Hok.
awwww..

Poor Jaimie. I feel like she got robbed. I love Hok but she was paired with him forever and he's not much of a partner-dancing kind of dancer. Then she gets Dom so I'm sure voters were noticing they didn't have the same kind of chemistry that Dom had with Sabra. And the choreography sucked. I would have LOVED to see her dance with Danny. Imagine all that gorgeous. *sigh*

More on Big Brother.
I would just like to note that I love Jen. She cracks me up. "I don't feel bad about people eating slop. I suck at that... the feeling bad thing. I definitely feel something but I don't know if it's bad." Ha!
It's mystifying to me that the same America that loved Janelle hates Jen. How backwards can we get? *remembers who the President is* *remembers who won American Idol this year* Oh yeah. Nevermind. Jen tries. You can tell she does but she's just kind of oblivious. Maybe watching BBAD or the feeds or just reading about them will help people see the light. Maybe? But people who just watch the show on CBS won't do that. And I'll be irritated that most of us are suckers to editing. CBS loves Dick and Daniele and they want us to hate Jen. Watching BBAD, it's difficult to hate any of them.
I hope America doesn't vote for her to be the target of all Eric's "pranks" because her nonreaction won't make for very good television. Mustard all over her shirt. Her reaction? "that's funny" The chick doesn't let things get to her. How can you not love her for the way Dick's threats and attacks just rolled off her back? Awesome.
And the making the bathing suits from the unitard? JENius.


Nick and Daniele? bore the crap out of me. And they really think people care. They're playing each other big time. Or at least I hope they are. I'm pretty sure I would like her to leave asap. If for no other reason than this:

and this:

I'm also pretty sure I need him to shave his mustache. Mohawk Thursday. A mohawk with that mustache? yikesy. I'm okay with punk rockers having mohawks. I'm not so sure about the Nicks of the world. Mohawk just doesn't seem to fit him. But? Even in all his cheesiness and violentness and bad-mustachedness, he's still the prettiest thing on my television this summer. I like him because I'm shallow. *shrug*


I can't decide if I like anybody else in the house. I like Dick sometimes but sometimes he reminds you that he really is a dick. For real.

Oh! Jessica. I like Jessica. She tries to have fun.
I might like Eric. I have to try to get beyond the "America's Player" lame pranks to decide for sure.

Hell's Kitchen is boring this summer. hmmm... I think it was last summer too.
My ittle birdy, Hok, is gone from So You Think You Can Dance.

I wanted to put this somewhere to see how well I do but I didn't want to change my PTTE list at RTVW. I suck at those but I don't change them. heh.
Will go:
Sara
Kameron
Lauren
Dominic
Jaimie
Pasha
Lacey
Neil
Danny
Sabra

so last night I had a (oh my!) sex dream about Nick Starcevic. I should stop watching reality shows. Doesn't help that I turn Big Brother After Dark on at midnight and fall asleep watching it.

Of course, it also doesn't help that he looks the way he does.


omg. I just noticed those little heart things on that bottom picture. I did.not. put them there. lol

So You Think You Can Dance is really a fun show. I have been entertained by it for three summers in a row. I was reading a bit on TWoP (it's difficult for me to read everything there since everybody has something to say about everything and most of it is a bunch of nothing) and saw that they compared Lauren to Jordin. I found that very fitting. I just hope Lauren doesn't win because that would be major upsets from two of my favorite reality television shows in the same year. My heart couldn't take it, I fear.

I really miss Rock Star. Like, really a lot. I know there would have never been another Lukas or Ryan (Good Lord How I Do Love Them ~ it's kind of overwhelming sometimes) for me but as with American Idol and never being another Bucky or Chris, I still love the show. For me, Rock Star is way better than American Idol. It's such a shame they didn't carry it through. I'm not giving up though. I'll keep sending emails.

I've been watching Big Brother After Dark every night. Don't ask me why. It's really annoying to see so much of these people on your television. Thank God Rock Star didn't have that because I wouldn't have slept at.all. from July to the middle of September.

Friday Night Lights first season on DVD - Release date August 28th. Price $29.95.




*counts pennies*

My sister called me Monday night at 10:03 and said, “Turn on channel 25.” I turned to my husband and said, “Turn on channel 25.” She waited for me to tell him and said, “Chris Benoit is dead.” My mouth dropped open and I said, “What? Chris Benoit?” Then I saw the tribute on channel 25. WWE had canceled all matches that were scheduled for that night to “remember” Chris Benoit. The show had started at 8:00. I had already missed two hours of it but I asked my husband to record the rest. I was stunned and saddened.

I haven’t been a loyal watcher of professional wrestling for quite a few years but I would occasionally turn it on and kind of scoff at the storylines or drool over some hot guy in tights. I think I was about nine when I started watching wrestling. It was whenever that whole Hulkamania thing started. Over the twenty or so years that I watched loyally, I had several favorite wrestlers but a few always remained untouched at the top of my list. Those few were/are Bret Hart (“The Best There Is, The Best There Was, and The Best There Ever Will Be” – truth), Chris Benoit, and Eddie Guerrero. I’ve liked several others, obviously, through the years but when asked who my favorite wrestlers were/are, I could/can always start off with those three. I didn’t always love the characters but I always respected, admired and enjoyed the wrestlers.

Respect.

Triple H said that’s the word that came to his mind when asked to describe Chris Benoit. It seemed to fit. How could you not respect arguably one of the greatest wrestlers to ever step into the ring? He seemed to give respect and show respect as much as he received and demanded it. Good word, Triple H.

Respect.

Edge said Chris was one of the few people backstage he could always go to when he needed to talk. He said there were only a few and now two of them are gone. Perhaps one of the other ones was Eddie. I don’t know. That’s just a guess. Let me sidetrack to Eddie for a minute.

Eddie Guerrero spent a good part of his career not getting the respect he so greatly deserved. The other parts were spent on addiction to alcohol and pain killers... for the most part. Eddie’s career path was starting to finally take an upswing. He was getting great storylines and big matches. He was traveling and performing more and more. He was gaining more and more respect. His rehabilitation was effective. He hadn’t abused drugs for four years. On November 13, 2005, his nephew Chavo found him unconscious in his hotel room and the first person he called was Chris Benoit, Eddie’s best friend. Chavo tried to revive Eddie to no avail. Eddie Guerrero was pronounced dead by the paramedics. Apparently, all the years of drug abuse weakened his blood vessels and his heart complications went undetected. He was 38 years old.

It was said that Eddie was slated to win the World Heavyweight Championship match that they were to tape that night. No wrestlers were forced to perform that night but several matches still took place. Chavo chose to wrestle that night and ended his match with a Frog Splash, his uncle’s signature finishing move.

In April 2006, Eddie was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame by Chavo, Rey Mysterio and Chris Benoit.

In March 2007, Sports Illustrated posted an article on their website regarding their investigation on steroid and HGH use by professional athletes. Eddie was named in this article.
R.I.P Eddie (October 9, 1967 – November 13, 2005)

Respect.

It’s hard for me to know that I shouldn’t use that word for Chris Benoit anymore. How do you respect somebody who savagely kills his wife and his seven year old son and then hangs himself? But how do you not respect somebody who brought excitement, intensity, and determination to the ring every time and commanded and gave respect to every person he met everywhere he went all the time? How do you lose respect for Chris Benoit? I’m reading that everywhere today. How terrible his actions were. How you can’t kill your family and yourself and still be respected. I get that. I do. I realize what he did was terrible and unforgivable and whatever. I just can’t help looking at pictures of him and watching tape of his matches and not using that word. Respect.

When I met Chris Benoit, it was the first time I ever went to an event such as it was alone. Nobody could go with me and I didn’t care. I had to meet him. I had to. As nervous as I was to stand there alone, I was more nervous to come face to face with somebody I had daydreams about and respected so much. I was in awe of him and amazed by him. He was signing autographs outside an auto parts store. I don’t know why and I can’t clearly remember exactly when. It was somewhere between 1996 and 1997 and it was hot and pouring down rain. I bought him a stuffed puppy (I don’t remember what the significance of it was. He told stories about his Rottweiler knocking his tooth out later but this wasn’t a stuffed Rottweiler. It was gray and white. *shrug*) and forgot my camera (now that I’m thinking about it, I’m pretty sure I ran into the drug store and bought a disposable one. Hmmm..) and I stood there in the rain and just watched him signing autographs and shaking people’s hands. Some guy from the auto parts store was shooting free t-shirts (Mark Martin t-shirts) out of some kind of popping device and came over to hand me one. I talked to him for a few minutes, telling him why I was there, why I would stand in the pouring down rain all alone for a handshake from a professional wrestler. “Because he’s one of my favorite wrestlers and I want to meet him.” Simple. When I finally got up to the table, it had stopped raining long ago and I’m sure I looked a mess, Chris looked up at me and smiled, “What’s your name?” I smiled back. Unheard of. Usually when I meet famous people, I can’t speak or do anything but hang my mouth open or giggle. “Hi. Gloria. Here. I bought this for you.” And I handed him the stuffed puppy. He looked up at me and blinked. “You did?” He stood up from his chair and leaned across the table and hugged me. That was the first time he stood up since I watched him sit down an hour or so earlier. He sat back down and put the puppy on the table to his left and smiled at it. “Gloria,” he said and signed his picture. I asked him to sign an extra one for a friend and he did (he asked me how to spell Diane). He shook my hand and I said, “Thank you so much.” He looked me in the eyes and said, “thank you.” I stayed there until he left. I sat in my car and watched him. I know, it was stalkerish or whatever but I wasn’t ready to stop watching him. There weren’t many people behind me in line so I didn’t have to sit there too long. I watched his assistant or whoever she was (it wasn’t Nancy, I know that) gather up the extra pictures and putting them in a box. Then she started to take the pens and such from the table and he reached over and took the puppy and carried into the limo.

See. So I can’t not remember that. I’m reading all these things about how terrible he is and how inhumane murder-suicide is. I know. I mean. He brutally killed his wife and his son (his 7 year old son!) and committed suicide and I started to write this entry and wanted to talk about how I have been disillusioned and disheartened yet again by somebody I respect tremendously and admire greatly...
but now all I can think about is him smiling at that stuffed puppy.

R.I.P. Chris (May 21, 1967 – June 25, 2007)

Benoit family found dead

R.I.P. Chris

Hey Hok! Nice... ummm... car...
... yeah. "car"

So. SYTYCD is underway and I was thinking back on my favorite dancers of seasons past. The only one I remember from Season 1 is Blake McGrath. Can I just tell you how much I loved this guy? He's incredible... and apparently not hurting for work. I guess I remember Nick but I remember him because I remember liking Blake more.




Gah.

My season 2 favorites were Travis, Ivan, Allison and Natalie (Trivallie). Apparently I like the lyrical dances. They grab my insides and twist them all around. I still think it's a crime that Heidi and Donyelle outlasted Natalie and Allison. And? that Benji beat out Travis for the win. *rolls eyes*

I want to have a favorite this year based on more than just hottness but I don't yet. Well, I guess my love for Hok is based on more than just his looks. I have a soft spot for him that's been there for a couple years. Glad to finally see him there. I'm not sure how long he'll last though and I'm not sure I could handle him doing a lyrical number. My soft spot for Ivan exploded into some kind of maternal adoration when he did his lyrical number with Allison. awwww. I love Ivan.

ahhhhhhhhh. I loved Allison's last dance. With Travis just standing there. ohmigawd *heartwrench*

hmmm... I wonder how we're going to record all of our shows while we're gone. I think you can only record like 20 hours worth of stuff. yikes. We'll have to go through the guide and pick and choose.
Hell's Kitchen
SYTYCD
Pirate Master
RW/RR
Traveler
General Hospital (that'd be like 7 hours right there... hmmm)

What am I missing? There's got to be tons more.

Here Jen (said she didn't think Ace was my type).

ummm... yeah.

So anyway... I love those Real World/Road Rules challenges.

On a happier note though...
I watched the Dancing with the Stars finale last night. I totally called the final four in order. Awesome. I loved watching Apolo and Juliane. I adore Joey Fatone (he's on Howard today) and it was nice to see Kym dance more than she could last year with Jerry Springer. I am in total awe of and total lust with Maksim. I admire Ian's determination and will and I always love to watch Cheryl. It turned out to be a not so bad season with a fairy tale ending... and lots of mmmMaksim.

American Idol Season 6 Finale (Finally)

Here we go. I’m not even sure why I’m watching this. My eyes hurt so much from all the eye rolling this season.

Ryan tells Simon he already looks bored. And he does. And it just makes me love him more.

Blake and Jordin singing “I Saw Her Standing There”. Hey! This song says “She was just 17…” And guess.how.old.Jordin.is. *rolls eyes*

Gwen singing “Four in the Morning” via satellite. Did they play the track and show her singing live? Because she didn’t look like she was singing what we were hearing. She was moving her mouth weird. But I liked the song.

Kelly Clarkson singing live on the Idol stage for the first time since she won. “Never Again” Awesome. Wow! She’s so good. Hot boots.

Oy. The Golden Idol Awards. *rolls eyes* The only thing I will say about them is Cake was robbed of the Best Buddies award. Jonathan and Kenneth were fun though.

Top six guys. FI-NAL-LY! There’s my little Cuddlepuppy. *ovaries* It’s crazy how much I just want to hug him when he’s on the screen. Such a good hugger. Smokey Robinson comes out and spoils my moment. He sounds good though. Looks like they hired the Dancing With The Stars camera men for the finale. Dude, I don’t care what the audience is doing. *rolls eyes* Show me my Chris.

Blake, Doug E Fresh and Barry B. That? was awesome. It woke up a tired season (a few months too late). It’s amazing to me what he can do with his mouth. umm (“what he can do with is mouth” is echoing in my head)… mmmmm Cake.

Golden Idol yadda yadda *rolls eyes*

Top *rolls eyes* six girls. *yawn* I talked to my husband through all of this.
Gladys Knight was great.

Tony Bennett. I fast forwarded through this. Sue me.

Melinda with the people she used to sing backup for. BB and CC something. She sounds better than they do. Hubby paused the show after this and went to marinade steaks for tomorrow night's (tonight’s) dinner and I heard him singing this song (something about lights, right?) in the kitchen. So cute.

Ford commercial (“Time After Time”) looks like behind the scenes stuff. So cute that they all got along so well.

Jordin *rolls eyes* and Blake get new Mustangs. Blake is adorable.

Carrie Underwood “I’ll Stand By You”. Awesome. She’s gorgeous.

Clive Davis. *rolls eyes* Carrie sold six million records.

African Children’s Choir. OhmyGod how I love these kids. *holds onto ovaries*

Sanjaya with Joe Perry “You Really Got Me”. Awesome! Laugh at him all you want, people. Your kids will be waiting in line to buy his record and crying every time he’s on television. Flashback of me watching the Osmonds: *sob* I *sob* love Donny *sob*. SHUT.UP. I told you I was like three years old.

Green Day “Working Class Hero”. Now I remember why I’m watching this. Soooooo good. Remind me why I hated them for a couple years a little while back.

Taylor Hicks “Heaven Knows”. Okay. I was over him by I think about this time last year. He’s alright but whatever.

Ruben and Jordin “You’re All I Need To Get By”. *rolls eyes* Ruben sounds good. Sounds like the sound people turned down Screechin’s microphone. *yawn*

Bette Midler “Wind Beneath My Wings”. *rolls eyes* Yikesy. Sue me.

Tribute to Sgt. Pepper. Kelly Clarkson and Joe Perry. "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" Awesome. Kelly introduces Taylor. "A Day In The Life" Pretty damn good. Taylor introduces Carrie. "She's Leaving Home" Awesome. Top six girls again singing backup (or something) for Carrie. *rolls eyes* Ruben with the top 12. “With A Little Help From My Friends”. Sligh is back on form it seems. Hey baby? It’s like 10 weeks too late.

Hmmm… glad we set the DVR to record the news.

Blake and Jordin on stage waiting for the results. 74 million votes. Blake kisses Jordin’s hand. Classy. Jordin looks smug and expectant. *rolls eyes* And the winner is… Jordin. *rolls eyes and sees back of head*

Jordin screeches her way through “This Is My Now”. *rolls eyes* She’s fake-crying again too. *rolls eyes* What a horrible song. Cuddlepuppy shows her respect and leads the others in doing the same. This chick has absolutely nothing to offer the music industry. That's a shame.

mmmm Cake


Rankings:
1. Cuddlepuppy in a white suit
2. Green Day
3. Kelly Clarkson
4. Blake and Doug E Fresh
5. African Childrens Choir
6. Sanjaya and Joe
7. Carrie Underwood

P.S. Dear Constantine, get a life. Thanks.
My husband thinks he's funny. Every time that skeevy weirdo showed up on the screen, hubby would say, "Look! There's your boyfriend." And then he'd rewind it and pause.

Final Idol Performance Show
ummm... Chris Richardson is gorgeous and adorable, Blake is awesome and Jordin is screechy and that song sucked.
Chris Daughtry should be having his feet licked by everybody that has anything to do with this show. He's incredible. He looked lickable. I might lick his feet. I doubt it.

ON THE LOT!!!!

woo hoo! Go Randy! He is so funny. I loved it in the beginning when they said that only one would win and they held the camera on him for a few seconds. Yeah baby. Playing with his mustache when Carrie Fisher was babbling. Kissing the story he pulled out from under his chair.

oooh. Andrew Hunt. He's one to watch.

Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Randy made it to the next round. I wish we could have seen his pitch.

This looks like a really fun show. Props to evilMBP again.


A picture of Randy and Ryan just because it cracks me up:

I am having a really busy day. I just ventured over to RTVW and saw something that perked me up and made me forget what I was supposed to be doing. So then I checked my email and there it was. The alert.
NBC is leaving the Lights on. I just got done flying around my office like a madwoman and now I am back to my normal, cool and composed self. I have a lot of thoughts about this (Really Glowie? You do?) but I am superbusy so I will have to do that later.

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy

5/9/07 Resultzzzzz show

I'm sorry. I just don't care. I keep wanting to and trying to but I don't. I don't even care enough to try to explain why I don't care. So I'll refer you to this. She explained it perfectly.

Bye bye LaKisha. Best of luck to you. Go see that daughter of yours. Oh yeah. She has a daughter ~ who hasn't been mentioned since the auditions.

Just bring on the finale already. If they insist on giving us so much filler, at least fill us with something good (mmmm Cake). If we would have seen more personality oozing out all over the place and making me want to kiss puppies and shit rainbows, like this, I might have had interest in more than Cuddlepuppy's arms and Blake's beatboxing. The behind the scenes footage is so fun to watch. If Chris wasn't eliminated last week forcing me to find out if he really is as nice as he seemed (and wanting pictures of those arms), I might not know that he is funny, sweet, compassionate, and way more talented than we got to see on the show. I have to find you a picture of him holding Phil's daughter. Somebody somewhere said, "hold on to your ovaries, ladies." Thankfully, I listened to her before I looked. yeeesh. We haven't seen a whole lot of any of that this year on the show. It's all hidden on americanidol.com. Seriously? Who goes there? Besides I'd rather see it on my 57" television than on my computer screen. Show us that these people have personalities. I hope they remember that next year. Don't get me wrong. I don't care who is in prison or whose wife used to be a stripper. But. I'd like to know something about them. And please please please no more close ups of 17 year old pageant girl Amazonians trying to put on fake tears for the camera every time somebody else that she doesn't care enough about to muster up any real tears for gets sent home. Throw me a bone. Even a little one to chew on every once in a while. Don't give me a little one in January and then deprive me until May. By that time I don't even want one anymore.

And just for the pimpage, take a look at this. Yeah. Bet you didn't know that.



Okay, here goes... But really. You have to listen to the girl that said we better hold onto our ovaries because that's some wise advice. Are you ready? Courtesy of chrisrichardsonpics.com:

Seriously? Yep. Seriously. I mean Come!On!

I want to pop out a kid just so he can hold it for photos. yeeeeeeesh.

Save a horse

"I Ran" arm porn

Blake and Chris arm porn all in one tiny little photo (that I stole from somewhere and I forget where ~ sorry!) from one of the bazillion Cake fansites