Thursday, May 10, 2007

5/9/07 Resultzzzzz show

I'm sorry. I just don't care. I keep wanting to and trying to but I don't. I don't even care enough to try to explain why I don't care. So I'll refer you to this. She explained it perfectly.

Bye bye LaKisha. Best of luck to you. Go see that daughter of yours. Oh yeah. She has a daughter ~ who hasn't been mentioned since the auditions.

Just bring on the finale already. If they insist on giving us so much filler, at least fill us with something good (mmmm Cake). If we would have seen more personality oozing out all over the place and making me want to kiss puppies and shit rainbows, like this, I might have had interest in more than Cuddlepuppy's arms and Blake's beatboxing. The behind the scenes footage is so fun to watch. If Chris wasn't eliminated last week forcing me to find out if he really is as nice as he seemed (and wanting pictures of those arms), I might not know that he is funny, sweet, compassionate, and way more talented than we got to see on the show. I have to find you a picture of him holding Phil's daughter. Somebody somewhere said, "hold on to your ovaries, ladies." Thankfully, I listened to her before I looked. yeeesh. We haven't seen a whole lot of any of that this year on the show. It's all hidden on americanidol.com. Seriously? Who goes there? Besides I'd rather see it on my 57" television than on my computer screen. Show us that these people have personalities. I hope they remember that next year. Don't get me wrong. I don't care who is in prison or whose wife used to be a stripper. But. I'd like to know something about them. And please please please no more close ups of 17 year old pageant girl Amazonians trying to put on fake tears for the camera every time somebody else that she doesn't care enough about to muster up any real tears for gets sent home. Throw me a bone. Even a little one to chew on every once in a while. Don't give me a little one in January and then deprive me until May. By that time I don't even want one anymore.

And just for the pimpage, take a look at this. Yeah. Bet you didn't know that.



Okay, here goes... But really. You have to listen to the girl that said we better hold onto our ovaries because that's some wise advice. Are you ready? Courtesy of chrisrichardsonpics.com:



Seriously? Yep. Seriously. I mean Come!On!

I want to pop out a kid just so he can hold it for photos. yeeeeeeesh.


Save a horse

"I Ran" arm porn

Blake and Chris arm porn all in one tiny little photo (that I stole from somewhere and I forget where ~ sorry!) from one of the bazillion Cake fansites

14 comments:

Jen said...

Oh, you mean we're actually supposed to know things about the contestants? Hm. Yeah, that would've been nice.

I'll have to watch the youtube links at home.

Daughtry is on my radio right now. :)

Glowie said...

forcing me to dig {/mumble grumble}

Daughtry. He's great, yeah? He went out in 4th place last year. Did you know that? He came in behind goatboy, chokegirl and spaz. You know. In case you didn't know.

ahhhh the joy of letting anybody with the ability to press redial vote for important things such as the fate of cute AND talented boys.

Glowie said...

oh! Before you watch the videos:
1. The first one is Chris and Phil's exit interview.
2. Seriously. Hold onto your ovaries. I almost want a Phil bebby after watching all this press they have to do together.
3. Remember how you said you don't like Phil? Let me know how that goes.
4. The fourth one got me a little more excited than I should have been. I'm not sure why. He's wearing way too many clothes. In my defense though, there is a hoodie and a guitar involved.

Jen said...

Yes, the Daughtry is good. I didn't expect to like his music, but I do. And I was aware that he went out 4th, since everyone on the boards brings it up all the time. LOL.

Where is the Chris/Phil baby pic?

Glowie said...

okay. I just wanted to make sure you knew that Chris Daughtry came in fourth. *wink*

it's there now. I apologize in advance if you start dropping eggs all over the place.

Jen said...

*big huge smile*
*mumbles under breath* Lucky little bitch. *snort*

(is it wrong to call babies bitches? oh well.)

Glowie said...

Speaking of Ford videos and Chris Richardson fangirls...
Remember the video for "I Ran"? yeah. holy arm porn

I'm tempted to post the picture of him with the dog here too from the CLTCL video.

Yes, it is wrong to call babies bitches but it's understandable in this situation.
*holds pee pee*
I hate him. Fucking brat.

Glowie said...

my comment up there with the numbers on it, I didn't mean to say the "fourth" one in #4. I meant to say the last link. The pimpage one.

just in case there was any confusion

Jen said...

I don't remember the video for I Ran. I only remember the cowboy one. And I don't even remember what song it was to, just that he looked fucking hot.

Glowie said...

"I Fought the Law" mmmm cowbodys (total typo that I'm leaving)

I added a few more pictures for you. yeah... for you... *convinces self*

Jen said...

*moan* Seriously. How can a bicep make me feel all tingly and hot? Good lord. *shakes head*

Thanks for adding those for "me"! *cough* *grin*

Glowie said...

I am busy today. I've already done more work this morning than I've done all week. Not that that really says much. But I have to keep coming back here for a little peek at the cute.

arkie said...

I know you already know this, but it bears repeating.

Chris Daughtry is a beautiful, beautiful sexy man. I really wanted to lick my tv while he was performing tonight.

Glowie said...

LOL Arkie. I just (Friday morning) noticed that there was a new reply to this post.

Funny. I was thinking that same thing when Daughtry was on my screen. It's so hard for me sometimes to remind myself that I am not allowed to lick him.

Richardson on the other hand...